How do I stop my dog from humping people?

If you saw the movie ‘Garden State’, there was a scene where Natalie Portman advises Zach Braff to kick her dog in the balls when he humps her leg. Unfortunately, this technique doesn’t really work. The best way to ensure that your dog stops humping is through discipline. If you know your dog is prone to humping, don’t let them get to that stage. If you see warning signs like excessive sniffing or the dog is annoyingly getting in your face, you need to preempt that behavior by putting him into a down-stay. When he’s calm, you can release him again. Humping is incredibly difficult for the dog himself to control. So you, the owner, need to control it for him. Aside from that, there is no magical solution to humping.